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Brain Poop
Okay, so one day I'm sitting around and playing some cards with the guys, listening to them argue over who's gonna get my attention for the next thousand words, and Keith comes wandering through and says, "Hey, you ever gonna do anything with all this stuff you got sitting around here?" And of course, being the brilliant conversationalist that I am, slung back a witty rejoinder. "Huh?" Unfortunately, this also brought the game to a momentary halt, and the next thing I know some 5000-year-old, beer-swilling bum is chasing a smart-ass, thirty-something psychologist around the room yelling about a fifth ace. Or a fifth of something, anyways. Somehow Keith talked me into doing this, so I'm gonna try and do it right. Oh yeah, the title was his idea too.
Legal stuff: Any character you recognize from film, television, books, or any other previously copyrighted material is borrowed without permission, but with a great deal of love and respect. If you own one of them, please reconsider taking any action: first, I don't have anything worth your while to take; second, what do you think kept Star Trek alive long enough to become the franchise it is today? Any other character, as well as the plots and situations described herein belong to me and emanate only from my own little twisted brain. If one of them catches your fancy in turn, let me know and I'll probably let you play with them. Just be sure to clean them up and return them in their original packaging, with all shot records intact. Offer void where prohibited.
The Sentinel
Night Watch--slash (J/B), angst, happy ending, rated PG-13 for salacious thoughts about body worship. Companion piece to Night Watcher.
Night Watcher--slash (J/B), frustration, happy ending, rated PG-13 for salacious thoughts. Companion piece to Night Watch.
Poltergeist: The Legacy
Avatars--Crossover with RGB. The Legacy organization is used more as a backdrop, with no mention of Nick or Derek, but credit where it's due, always. Not rated, no current date of completion.
Real Ghostbusters
Avatars--Crossover with Poltergeist: the Legacy. The Ghostbusters are in a race to protect an ancient artifact from a megalomaniac.
Felix peterus--slash, PG-13, P/E, language, alleged character death. The reason why Peter exhibits so many feline characteristics. CAUTION: may contain humor.
The Blue Eyes Series--In the planning stage. Slash, NC-17, P/E, het, humor, angst, ust. Oh, and sex.
Holes in the Firmament Series--AU, what if Peter rejected Egon in college? Slash, het, original characters, marriage. Essentially a POV series, some first person, some third, some other.
Unicorns, Virgins and Other New York Myths--A deluded demon living in Central Park thinks it's a unicorn. Implied slash (until the rewrite anyways), h/c, het discussed, slight Janine bashing (for the sensitive). Probably some other stuff that escapes me right now.
Business As Usual--For the 300 word Halloween Challenge, which I obviously failed miserably at. By 525 words. Oh well. Um, PG for some very, very faint, blink-and-you'll-miss-it implied slash, and a bad word or two.
Lying Eyes--For the "Egon drinks beer while listening to Hank Williams" challenge. PG for some kissey-face slash, a bad word or two, and implied het.
Moonlight Becomes You--I tried to write straight smut, but my brain always requires some kind of complication. And let's face it; I'm still relearning how to write the stuff. Okay, rated R for self-gratification, P/E thoughts, and naughty bits.
The Gambler--I admit it, it was the songfic discussion. Naturally I started out with a completely different song in mind. I even started with a completely different STORY in mind. Let's call this PG for some naughty words, swearing, and HET implications.
One of Those Days--Winston is having a bad day. Nuff said. PG for one bad word and some possibly disturbing imagery.
Brilliant--Word play with Egon. Rated PG for some slashy kissing. P/E.
Eye Candy--Dr. Venkman violates patient confidentiality with surprising results. *snort* yeah, right! Rated PG for some slashy kissing, P/E, matchmaking.
Rampion--An RGB fairy tale as an exercise in AU-ism. An odd little thing that won't leave me alone. NC-17 for pretty much everything. Multiple pairings, including het.
Slick--Sooo, Sharakh and I are sitting around one day, doing a little IMing; I'm bitching that I can't write a PWP, 'cause my brain always wants to throw in a plot line. So she throws this
image at me, of Peter in a wet suit and Winston admiring him, and we go from there. This is what happened after. I call it a P/WP. (Peter/Winson Porn) NC17, for graphic sex.
Star Trek: The Original Series
Skinning Cats--Droxine (The Cloud Miners) drugs Spock. Kirk gets more than he expected. McCoy thinks it's funny. NC-17 for K/S.
Harry Potter
Harry Potter and the Glass Phallus--Okay! Okay! It was a joke! Really! Then
the idea just
went on, and on, and on until I couldn't take it
any more. I'll be adding to it occasionally. Probably
during advent calendars, if kira keeps running
them. Maybe in between too. HP/SS and the occasional
guest star. Oh, and a glass phallus, too. NC17
for blatant sex.
Chapter
One
Chapter Six
Chapter
Two
Chapter Seven
Chapter Three
Chapter Eight
Chapter
Four
Chapter Nine
Chapter
Five
Chapter Ten
Debunking
Divinations--Professor Trelawney is at it again.... HP/SS, with hints of DM
lust. NC17 for
sex. Written for the HP/SS Fuh-Q-Fest, Wave
3: write a story exactly 10,000 words long. The link will
take you to the Fest home page. If you need
information about getting a password, go here:
www.kardasi.com
Smoke and Mirrors--Written
for the first round of the HP/SS Fuh-Q-Fest, to meet this challenge:
Dumbledore has decided that bickering among
the houses has gone too far. Head of Slytherin,
Professor Severus Snape, and Head of
Gryffindor, Professor Harry Potter, have to stay tied to
each other by magical bonds for a week (kira).
Rated PG for some insinuations and kissing.
Picture Perfect--Written for round V of the HP/SS Fuh-Q-Fest, to meet this challenge: Snape sketches a very aroused Harry. Remember, wizarding pictures move. Rated...um...R? Nudity, bondage, lashings, language and philosophy. A fast and loose interpretation of the challenge. The one posted on the Fest page was edited down to 1000 words. This is the original.
Yami no Matsuei
Ribbons--Tatsumi explains to Watari the
wonder of the Daytimer. Tatsumi/Watari, rated PG for some
kissing. Written for the 2003 Advent Calendar,
which can be found here:
http://www.kardasi.com/Advent/2003/index.htm
. Go there. Many wonderous fics.
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