Utter Nonsense

 

Peter: Uh, uh, NO! I’m not doing that!

Egon: Peter…

Peter: Don’t YOU ‘Peter’ me. I can’t believe you’d do this to me. (rants)

Winston: C’mon Peter. It’s no biggie. I mean, look at Ray and I.

Ray: Yeah Peter! It’s great when you have someone with you. (waves arms enthusiastically) Much better than doing it alone.

Egon: It’s not like you are a stranger to this Peter. Just a… rare participant. But I would like you to participate now. With me.

Peter: N.O. No. I have better things to do with my hands.

Ray: Aaww, Peter why don’t you just do it? Winston can’t cos’ he’s with me. (pleading look)

Winston: He’s right Peter. (smirks)

Peter: Don’t…(turns from Ray) Uh… (avoids Egon’s penetrating stare) …. (meets Winston’s smug look) Aaarrghhh!!! Ok! I know when I’m licked! You owe me Spengs!

Egon: I will certainly endeavor not to forget that. (glasses slide down nose)

Peter: Oh haha. Not one words leaks out about this got it? The ladies will never let poor Petey touch them with these hands again.

Egon: Good. Then maybe they could end up touching something more productive. (murmur)

Ray: Don’t worry Peter. We won’t tell a soul.

Winston: (Evil grin) We’ll tell some people is all!

Peter: Real riot Zed. Don’t give up your day job.

Egon: Peter, some speed on your part would not be amiss. (impatient)

Peter: Fine, fine. (follows Egon to the door) Let’s go take out the trash!

 

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