Ray's Letter to Santa

 
Dear Santa,

Hi again! I was really happy with that resistance-capacitor monitor I got last year, thanks!

I know a thirty-year-old probably shouldn't be writing to you, but hey! We brought back the spirits of Christmas last year, right? I figured you wouldn't mind if I wrote to you sometimes... right?

This year, I want a bunch of things, but I figure the guys already got me most of them. But the biggest thing I want isn't for me--it's for Peter.

Santa, please bring Egon a clue.

You know how I feel about those two, and you know how *Peter* feels about *Egon*. Peter thinks Egon's the best thing in the world, and I know he'd like to make love to him all night long--forever! He'd give up all the men and women he's ever dated if Egon would just let him love him. Why do you think Peter never stays with anyone more than a few weeks? He can't stand that none of them are the person he really loves.

And he really does love Egon, Santa. He has since college. But Egon doesn't have a clue, Santa, and I think he should have one. For Peter.

For Christmas.

Anyway, I guess that's all I really wanted to say--though if you could get me that new Captain Steel six-foot tall cardboard cutout, that would be cool too!

Merry Christmas!

Ray Stantz
Ghostbuster Central

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